Saturday, October 25, 2008

horid henris privat jet

slap slap pich slap
"mom" screamd peter "henri pincht me"
" did not" scremd henri
"did to" scremd peter
"stop being horid henry" scremd mom.horid
henri had alredi got fed up with perfict peter
henri neded a plan he thout to his self but what?
horid henri thout and thout i got it all steel a privat jet and when perfect peter is waiking to shcool all drop a brick right on top of perfict peters hed.
the next evning henri got redi to steal a jet and that knight he snuck out and tuck the keys from arich person to due his stuff.
thenext morning horid henri was faking sleep in bed when mom and dad came to wakehim up for school
horrid henry jumped out of bed, ate breakfast, and told mom and dad that he was going to school eaarly that morning
horrid henry didn't go to school but he went and got in his private jet
he loaded it with bricks and set off
10 minutes later perfect peter was walking to school when horrid henry hit a button and release a brick
he missed perfect peter
he hit the button again and missed again
he was so mad but he accidentally hit it again. he didn't know it but he hit perfect peter
then horrid henry noticedthathe had hit perfect peter and he started laughing and laughing and laughing in the airplane when he forgot about the gas pedal and the airplane went flying down from really high up to really far down
then a different flight attendant noticed from the window and immediately sent a call out to the police
the police had air vehicles and cars going all over horrid henry
but horrid henry had thought that might happen
so he had a good plan
he went to the back
tied a string to the airplane button to release a brick he went and holded on to a brick pulled nad the button got pushed down. he got releaseed with the brick and hit the ground
he had the brick still so he ran away throwing the brick at the police and got away finally
the police had never noticed that it was horrid henry
adn the mom and dad of horrid henry didn't know that they were so busy watching news that they didn't have time to take horrid henry to school
so horrid henry lived at home till they never mentinoed that topic in the news again
the end

Saturday, June 28, 2008

john

chapter one
wants apans a time there was a young boy named john. he lived with his three brothers, his mother and father in a house on a winding road. one morning john woke up and was very confused. he looked at his fingers and they were no longer fingers. they were keys from a computer keyboard. his thumbs were a space bar. his right pinkie was a key with the letter p. his left pinkie was a key with the letter q. this was very strange and made no sense to john. he walked to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. his eyes were no longer eyes. they were computer screens. john ran to his parents room. they were not surprised. his dad said, "i told you john if you keep using your computer so much you will turn into one, and you are" the end of chapter one

chapter two
john's mom looked at john's dad aghast. "that is no way to speak to your son!" she exclaimed. "no way at all!!! he is turning into a computer. i think a litte sympathy is called for here, don't you?!?"

chapter three
john started crying. except tears didn't fall out of his eyes. commas started scrolling down his com;uter screens. that was how he cried now. his mom took his keyboard hands and walked with him outside. it was a sunny day. she said "john, it is time you started using your computer far less than you do. let's take a walk in the garden, feel the sunshine, walk down the winding road. let's do this every day and soon your eyes will turn back into eyes and your fingers will turn back into fingers

chapter four
they walked and walked and talked. they talked about all kinds of things. john's mom told him about what it was like when she was growing up. and john told his mom all about school and playing with his friends and brothers. then they heard some whistling. they look back and it was john's dad. he ran up to them with a picnic basket and said "i made us some sandwiches. let's go eat them. sorry i was mean earlier"

chapter five
they had a really nice picnic. they walked and talked every day for the next few weeks and soon john's eyes and fingers were eyes and fingers again

the end

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

The Little Girl and the Million Dollar Palace

Once upon a time there was a little girl named Sophie. She lived with many millions of people but she was the meanest one. One day while they were all playing in the park, Sophie locked them all in. Sophie sold the palace and people bought it for millions and millions of dollars. Later that day it turned out that the money was counterfeit. When the people who bought it with counterfeit money they went into the park. They didn't know everybody who was in there. But the people in the park knew they bought it with counterfeit money. So the people opened the door and ran out and locked the robbers in. And they all lived happily ever after.